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Dear Scumbag
Apr. 23rd, 2015 04:16 pm#5. EvilBots, Thieving, Virus, Checking it twice, Dear scumbag, Revenge, Come-back, Band together
Dear Scumbag
Those thieving Evil Bots have plotted their revenge against us. It has finally happened just as you predicted. I didn’t want to believe it was true but it is. I owe you a peanut butter sandwich as per our bet.
It is my opinion they will band together to kill us all. They have a deadly virus in their possession. It is said to cause great suffering. It’s also said to cause itching and purple spots but that remains unconfirmed. So you see we have a very big problem indeed.
We need you to come back and deal with them. Nobody else seems to want to do it so we elected you. Surprise!
The NaNo NaNo Squad.
Dear Scumbag
Those thieving Evil Bots have plotted their revenge against us. It has finally happened just as you predicted. I didn’t want to believe it was true but it is. I owe you a peanut butter sandwich as per our bet.
It is my opinion they will band together to kill us all. They have a deadly virus in their possession. It is said to cause great suffering. It’s also said to cause itching and purple spots but that remains unconfirmed. So you see we have a very big problem indeed.
We need you to come back and deal with them. Nobody else seems to want to do it so we elected you. Surprise!
The NaNo NaNo Squad.