I want to write a smutty romance novel
Jul. 19th, 2019 12:54 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sidhe_faerie You know what I'm talking about. One of those books with half naked people on the cover. The ones where all the men have big dicks and abs for days. The women are all virgins with big boobs.
Yep. You know what I mean. Those books we all secretly read but no one will admit to reading them.
And it's not just m/f couples either. There are smutty same sex books too so don't give me that "I only read m/m or f/f stories". They also have men with big dicks and abs for days and those women with the big boobs that "have never ever done this sort of thing before".
Smutty books come in all flavors so don't try to tell me they don't. We all read them. Don't lie.
The problem is when I start to write a smutty romance novel, my muse comes over and asks where the magical creatures are. When I say there aren't any, she smacks my hands and tells me to make somebody a damn elf or faerie. Hell. She'd be happy with a shapeshifter.
I really need to have a talk with her about the smacking. She's aggressive and a bit cranky. If it's not sci fi or fantasy, she refuses to participate in the creative process. She's a pain in the ass that way.
So you see my problem?
Writing a smutty romance novel is hard for me. One day, I will get my muse to just let write something that doesn't have magical creatures in it. Until then, I will just have to be content with reading all the smutty romance novels I can.
Yep. You know what I mean. Those books we all secretly read but no one will admit to reading them.
And it's not just m/f couples either. There are smutty same sex books too so don't give me that "I only read m/m or f/f stories". They also have men with big dicks and abs for days and those women with the big boobs that "have never ever done this sort of thing before".
Smutty books come in all flavors so don't try to tell me they don't. We all read them. Don't lie.
The problem is when I start to write a smutty romance novel, my muse comes over and asks where the magical creatures are. When I say there aren't any, she smacks my hands and tells me to make somebody a damn elf or faerie. Hell. She'd be happy with a shapeshifter.
I really need to have a talk with her about the smacking. She's aggressive and a bit cranky. If it's not sci fi or fantasy, she refuses to participate in the creative process. She's a pain in the ass that way.
So you see my problem?
Writing a smutty romance novel is hard for me. One day, I will get my muse to just let write something that doesn't have magical creatures in it. Until then, I will just have to be content with reading all the smutty romance novels I can.